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Crazy Facebook Statuses

Crazy Facebook Statuses

Some crazy Facebook status messages? Coming right up. Read for some of the most interesting crazy Facebook status quotes.
Rujuta Borkar
Crazy is a very wide term. But let's settle it at something that is out of the blue, something that is not ordinary, something that evokes a raised eyebrow. Maybe that is what crazy Facebook status messages are all about. So we agree that of the millions of Facebook statuses that there are, there are many, many crazy ones that make way. Let's do one thing then, let's give you a compilation of some of the craziest of the lot.

Crazy Status Updates

So what you do is you read through these and tell me you don't like these crazy Facebook quotes. There's a little bit of crazy in all of us and these guys have been able to showcase that right through.

He said I didn't love him enough. So I threw him out of the window and screamed after him 'Love is in the air'...he didn't find it funny.

...is wishing that she could throw magic dust on her problems and make them disappear! Kind of like a wizard...or a crack addict!

Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"

Stressed?? Life keeping you down?? Are you being attacked by a bear?? No? THEN SHUT UP! It could be worse...it could be much worse.

...decided to burn some calories today, so I set a fat kid on fire!

Why do people put designs on toilet paper? It's not like when they wipe their butt they are gonna be like - 'Oh my god! A flower!!'

I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"

Shot my first turkey yesterday...Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section... It was awesome!!!

...cried today...I heard on the news the government wants to kill all mentally ill people, I thought of you...run my little retard, run!

I sleep better naked...why can't the flight attendant understand this?

If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.

...has used all his sick days so is going to phone in dead.

Being stupid is its own reward.

I say no to drugs, but they don't listen.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.

My friend's status said "suicidal and standing on a cliff". So I poked him

...is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

OH MY GOD!! The rain's wet!!!

"When life throws a lemon at you, take it.
Then ask―what else have you got?"

A message to LIFE: Please stop giving me lemons; can I have some chocolate now?

I was told that if I worked hard I can be anything I want.
Well I'm still not an Elephant.

The strawberry shampoo doesn't taste as good as it smells.

I don't have nightmares. I create them.

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion...And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!!

...is throwing peanuts at old ladies

...is divulging his mind in the complexities of t... ooo look a kitty

I'm not stupid I just don't get the point of being smart.

Clever Facebook Status Updates

And then there's the clever, the really funny statuses to put on Facebook. Some crazy, some smart, and some downright hilarious Facebook status quotes coming right up.

I stopped a chicken from committing suicide! But then I got hungry.

Funny, I don't remember being absent minded

...asks why when I scream in a Library, everyone just looks at me, but if I scream on a plane, everyone joins in!!?

...thinks that mornings would be better if they happened in the afternoon.

Yesterday, I didn't forward a chain mail. Today I'm still alive.

I phoned up a call center, and the automatic message said, "All our advisers are engaged." Congratulations to them all. Now answer the f***ing phone.

Unfortunately is at work...will everybody please refrain from having such a good time during this difficult period...thanks for your co-operation.

...has had amnesia for as long as he can remember.

...is somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.

If all the world's a stage...where the heck is the audience sitting??

...was bringing sexy back, but lost the receipt.

...just wants to point out that Cinderella is living proof that shoes CAN change your life!

...says practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

...knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.

...is not doing what Simon says

Procrastinators unite!...Tomorrow

Weren't these crazy Facebook statuses just way too much fun to catch up on? Has inspiration knocked on your door yet? Do you feel like a crazy Facebook status update next? By all means. I'll of course be keeping a watch out for those. Should be fun.