Cool Facebook Status Ideas That’ll Stand Out Among the Rest

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Cool Facebook Status Ideas

You want lots of likes on your status? Well, humor or emotion will help you achieve that. Your Facebook status should be crisp, witty, and different to stand out amongst the rest.

When you open your Facebook page, you can see that your friends have updated their profile pages with witty status messages. Well, why should you be left behind, right? What you require is inspiration to come up with unique status updates. Derive content from your personal life and of people around you, and come up with something interesting. However, if you’re out of ideas, maybe the following statuses can do the trick.

Cool Facebook Status Messages

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Blonde and Brunette are walking on the road. Brunette says, “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”

I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily, and care too much.

funny facebook status

I must be wishing on someone else’s star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for.

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, it’s you!

There's no such thing as insomnia. Just a lot of people with Internet access.

A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water. Is that wrong?

3 facts about life- 1, you can’t touch all your teeth with your tongue, 2, you’re retarded cause you just tried it, and 3, now you’re smiling cause you’re an idiot.

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.

I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying, “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.

“2pac’s” of “Eminems” cost “50 Cent” that’s “Ludacris” & can i have my “Nickleback”?

The awkward moment when you realize that Harry Potter is the only kid who wears glasses at Hogwarts.

Cheat on me if you want, you just cheated on yourself out of a loyal woman.

I went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.

Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?

I’m not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time: lunch time, break time, bed time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.

cool facebook status

You know you’re desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google…

Remember, two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.

hilarious facebook status

Miss, love, and hate have 2 things in common. 4 letters and they’re usually about the same person.

……… is dead. Yet here you are reading her update. What does that make you?

A million feelings, a thousand thoughts, a hundred memories; all for one person.

It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I’ll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase “Regards” ever again.

When I say ‘I MISS SCHOOL’, it means my ‘FRIENDS’ and ‘FUN’, not the ‘STUDYING’ and ‘ACTUAL SCHOOL’.

Name your iPod Titanic plug it in, Titanic is Syncing. Press cancel. Feel like a hero (:

OMG!! A spider on the keyboard!! eiq fns;dfovs idjfiods jfoljmoaisdjf asdfklasjd iuey wr 7v3e2qtwtyehcu9we8cby9q7edyh9ih NOPE IT’S OK I GOT IT!

Facebook Special Symbols Emoticons

There are many special emoticons that can be posted as messages on your friend’s wall. Some of the many special symbol emoticons are given below:
♥ . .))(
♫ .(ړײ) ♫.
♥ .«▓» ♥.
♫ ..╝╚.. ♫

( ) ( )
(* .*)
( ) ( )

¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ HaPpY ¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º “°º¤ø„¸ ¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„

╚══`.¸.Write your lover’s name here

****************** .`•.¸.•´……♥ ♥

¸.♥ USA .***. ,.,
/ I ♥ USA

(`’·.¸ (`’·.¸*¤* ¸.·’´)¸.·’)
♥ *** THANK YOU *** ♥
(¸.·’´(¸.·’´* :* `’·.¸)`’·.)

.♥_| |__| |_ ♥

Fun Facebook Status Tricks

When you look around, people on Facebook not only have the best status updates, but they tend to use some creative tricks to make their updates stand out. You might observe a heart (♥) or an umbrella (☂) in the status updates. There are plenty of cool Facebook tricks that you too can try to make your updates more interesting. For example, you can type your status updates upside down by using Flip Facebook Status or Rotate Text and Turn Your Status Update Upside Down and type in your status. Then you need to click Flip and you will get the result in the box below. Just copy and paste it in your Facebook status bar. Watch your friends tilt their heads to read your status update.

You maybe aware of tagging friends in photos, but did you know you can even tag them in your status? Well, all you need to do is type “@username” and your friend will be tagged to your status update. There are no spaces before or after the tag, that is between ‘@’ and your friend’s name. Or else it won’t work.

You can even add events as your status. You just need to click on the icon below your status box that has a small number 31 on it. The calendar will open and you need to type in the title, location and the event date here. Once you complete adding the information, click on share button. This will help in posting the event on your wall as well as news feed. This is a very cool status trick that allows you to send personal invitations to some of your close friends.

You can share some of your favorite music videos as your cool Facebook status. All you need to do is click on the small arrow pointing downwards under your status box. This will lead to a drop-down list, where you will find an option that says ‘music’. Once selected you will need to type in the name of the song you wish to share and click the share button when found. That’s all you need to do to share your favorite music pieces.

The following table contains some interesting Facebook status art symbols, that you can use to add some creativity to your updates. Just copy and paste the art symbols to your status bar and see your boring updates transform into something full of fun!

Description Facebook Symbol
Black Heart
Boy with a Gun (•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿ ̿””
Butterfly ƸӜƷ
Charlie ☻/
Cowboy with two guns “”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿””(ˇ_ˇ’!l)
Cross Sign
Empty Star
Expression 1 ๏̯͡๏ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶
Expression 2 ⋋⋌٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(×̯×)۶(╥_╥)
Full Star
Mimic ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ ☺ђέ«{^⌣^}»ђέ☺ ツ ッ
Music Note ♩♪♫♬
Other Symbols 1 ♐☎☏☪☚☛☻☺☹
Other Symbols 2 ♨♧♥♤♣
Other Symbols 3 ☃☝☞☟♎
Panda Expression (●̮̮̃•̃)
Peace Sign
Peace Sign Hand ─┐ ─┐☮
│▒│ /▒/
│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
Sound System Music iPod:
╔═══╗ ♪
║███║ ♫
║ (●) ♫
Two Lovers ♥ (●̮̮̃•̃)●̮̮̮̮̃̃•̃̃)
♥ /█\ /█\
♥ ||_ ||_♥
Yin Yang

Try these cool Facebook status sayings as well as add some entertaining art symbols to your updates. Your boring Facebook page will become a buzz with some funny and entertaining comments from your friends.

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