Who doesn’t want their WhatsApp status to scream ‘attitude’? Since this is a rhetorical question, we’re heading straight to this Techspirited post, which has some of the coolest attitude quotes to keep as your WhatsApp status.
Make merry for now, for tomorrow we may die!
Here’s a recent news report that is sure to rattle the mild-mannered Brits. Prime Minister David Cameron suggested banning encrypted instant messaging services like WhatsApp and Snapchat, in case he gets re-elected. His announcement comes in the wake of the Paris shootings.
As unfortunate as that piece of news is, we’d rather mull over it in a post aimed at the more serious things in life. So, if you’re an avid user of WhatsApp, you’ve also got to be pretty adept at putting up some sassy status updates for all your friends (and fans) to see.
But there are times when we all have a down period, as it is a bit taxing to be so awesome all the time. Therefore, we’re lending a friendly hand of help, by providing some cool status update ideas here. Go knock yourself out!
Attitude Quotes for WhatsApp Status
- I don’t do bitter. I only get better.
- What’s the fun in following rules?
- If you’re a player, I’m the coach.
- It’s called Limited Edition. Look it up.
- Even my heels are higher than your IQ.
- Of course I’m high maintenance. I pay for everything I own.
- Get in line to worship me, minions.
- What doesn’t kill you …… makes me really sad.
- Pleasing everyone … impossible.Pissing off everyone … always possible.
- So many annoying people, and just not enough bullets.
- I’m not anti-you. I’m anti-stupid.
- Please replace your lipstick with a glue stick.
- Being this fabulous is a full-time job.
- I’m afflicted with Awesome. There’s no curing it.
- You can merely hope to be me.
- Of course I’m only pretending to like you.
- Nice try, but you’re still not ME.
- It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.
- I hate it when I’m hugging someone amazing and my face bangs into the mirror.
- Of course I’m odd. I’m Number One, you see.
- ☜ This is called ‘one of a kind’.
- I love you. But I love me more.
- Diplomacy is for those who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.
- Sugar coating just ain’t my style.
- If I don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.
- Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.
- Well, hello there WhatsApp stalker! How go the frequent status checks?
- I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?
- I solemnly swear I’m the best!
- Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME.
- It ain’t happy if it’s not my birthday.
- You make it difficult for me to be nice.
The Best Short Status Ideas
- #NoFilter Sassy.
- #Like a Boss.
- I can, but I don’t wish to.
- I depend on me.
- So judging you right now.
- I call for a celebration.
- I don’t give a flying f—.
- It’s not me. It’s you.