Facebook is teeming with people who are willing to share, connect, and reach out. It has shriveled down the yawning gap that hindered us from communicating freely, and with the advent of this massive social networking site, things are more easily done than said. Sure there was MySpace and Orkut or even that obsolete Hi5 (if anyone remembers). We've seen them all and tried them all out, yet we never logged back onto them for days, weeks, and even months. Why? Simple - unappealing to the eye and no real reach whatsoever.
Now everyone who has a Facebook account knows how effective the website is socially. You either have an account or you don't. No matter what emotion is pulsing through you, these updates should help translate that to your friends.
Facebook Status Ideas from Movies
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with the Wind
"After all, tomorrow is another day!" - Gone with the Wind
"Go ahead, make my day." - Sudden Impact
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalypse Now
"Made it, Ma! Top of the world!." - White Heat
"Well, nobody's perfect." - Some Like It Hot
"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men." - I'm No Angel
"Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby." - Annie Christie
"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
"What we've got here is failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke
Statuses from Songs
Whether you feel down or high, ecstatic, lonely or just plain old depressed, you have it all here in these status updates that will get a lot of likes.
"Mama said like the rain.. this too shall pass. Like a kidney stone.. this too shall pass." - Puscifer: Momma Sed
"It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now." - Lady Antebellum: I Need You Now
"I would catch a grenade for you. Throw my hand on a blade for you. I'd jump in front of a train for you. You know I'd do anything for you." - Bruno Mars: Grenade
"If there were no rewards to reap, no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here, I certainly would've walked away by now." - Tool: The Patient
"I'm reaching for the random or whatever will bewilder me." - Tool: Lateralus
"Desperate and ravenous. So weak and powerless over you." - A Perfect Circle: Weak and Powerless
"So raise your glass if you are wrong, in all the right ways." - Pink: Raise Your Glass
"Just use your head, and in the end you'll find your inspiration." - Better: Guns n' Roses
"We're all stars now in the dope show." - Marilyn Manson: The Dope Show
"You don't get another chance, life is no Nintendo game." - Eminem feat. Rihanna: Love the Way You Lie
Random Funny Quotes
These make for some cool status updates that you can post on your wall to tickle your friends' funny bone.
"My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect."
"Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFFF... Best Facebook Friend Forever."
"I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos."
"Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us wanna leave footprints on their face."
"Dear Santa, let me explain..."
"When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it's for them?"
"Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!"
"Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube."
"ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ"
"X is coloring on your wall!" ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
Change and update your statuses regularly, and don't stop conveying how it is you feel or think. It's a great way to keep up the momentum of having a social life and keeping in touch with those who aren't where you are, or when life gets too busy to keep in touch personally.